This is your podcast on rugs.
So @jakks posted a pic of herself with her new microphone, a stylishly bulging wad of metal reminiscent of that scene when Daddy Warbucks did the radio show in “Annie.” A real old-skool piece of ish that mic is, perfect for a superfly girl like jakks. Funny thing is I really couldn’t tell it was jakks without referring to the floor, beautifully adorned by an Angela Adams rug that half the female population of Maine would happily lop off their left breast for. But I digress. <-get used to this.
The context of the photo was this:
jakks: yo @eatswell i just picked this up for our podcast ;) http://twitpic.com/187ap2 LOL
But here’s the deal: that “LOL” isn’t just a front, because we actually HAVE talked about a podcast, and there’s a very compelling reason why we’d be perfect co-hosts. I’m a cook. jakks is not. She’s okay with me saying that. Right, jakks? Right? In fact, jakks owns the cookbook “How to Boil Water,” and I think I’m safe in saying that the recipe from page one of that particular tome has probably been fucked royally by jakks. I’m so convinced of this that I replied:
eatswell: We’re gonna have to come up with a good name for this here podcast. It has to be epic. I was thinking: “How to Burn Water.” Whaddya think about that name?
A simple reply from her end:
jakks: um yeah that’s totally hot erin. totally hot.
I responded:
eatswell: I would be totally interested to hear your thoughts on the subject. Don’t hate. Collaborate, yo.
But I’m thinking she likes it. Sure, there may be some copyright infringement issues and whatnot, but we’ll sort that out when we get that big paid contract. Rush Limbaugh has his Golden Microphone, but ours will be pink. And Bedazzled. And jakks and I will talk authoritatively about the best way to not burn water—and the consequences if you do—because we both have something to offer. Seriously.
